![]() “Dancing is great exercise, but it would be kinder to the world if most of us didn’t do it in public,” reads. Your colleagues and staffers will be sure to visit your office more often, if for no reason than to crinkle their noses and ask, “What is that smell?” USB Dance Pads for Feet and Fingers The site says that you should use oil meant for use only with these specific burners we bet you can expand your smell selection with oils from other producers.Įach burner retails for $8 and comes with one small bottle of fragrance oil. Each burner is a different color, based on which scent you select. It looks like a typical memory stick with a small slot for oil, and it weighs 3 grams.Īppeal to your coworkers’ olfactory senses with scents of rose, jasmine, peppermint and lavender. Now you can “aromatize” all you want with the USB Fragrance Oil Burner. But we’ve yet to hear of an office that has banned USB-powered fragrance oil burners-perhaps because they just hit the market. Fragrance oil can also make you feel more relax while you are working,” ’s website states.Ĭandles, incense and other such ignitable products typically aren’t allowed in most enterprise settings, presumably due to potential fire hazards. “Thumb Size USB Fragrance Oil Burner can aromatize your home, office, car, etc. NEXT: When the office just doesn’t smell right Thumb-Size USB Fragrance Oil Burner The next time you spill soda all over your laptop, just show IT your Mini Fridge and they’ll understand, right? After all, you couldn’t just let something so cool go unused…. It’s even got a funky blue LED that lights up when you open the door. It even has an alarm clock.The gizmo sells for $33, and it cools your Coke using 5 volts of USB power. Regardless, if you want a spinning wind turbine on your desk – perhaps to indicate your love for renewable energy, look no further. Instead, it is powered by the sun which is another resource not often found indoors. This ironic, and completely useless gadget is not wind powered because most people don’t have windy desks. If that image doesn’t make you ill, the thing is made of a material that is supposed to mimic the feel of real brain. There are no helpful colored squares, so you’re left just twisting this poor brain until all the folds line up. The Brain Cube, $15.00īecause you’re the smartest person in the office and you want everybody to know it - this bad-boy makes the Rubik’s Cube look like child’s play. It does take about an hour to assemble, so maybe this is best to use when the boss is taking his weekly wet lunch. Next time the back of your head gets hit by a miniature rocket, you’ll be ready to fire back a miniature clay cannon ball. This fancy looking piece of machinery is a recreation of Da Vinci’s 15th Century catapult. When some idiot buys a USB Rocket Launcher, you need to be able fight back. Da Vinci’s Catapult with Braindrops, $24.99 The advertising says it could be used as a boss-early warning detection system, though something tells me your boss would hear the alarm and know something was up. If the beam is interrupted, a five-second alarm is triggered – which is sure to scare away all but the most hardened office villains. Somebody keep stealing your stapler? Fired too many shots at your interns with your USB Rocket Launcher? This laser tripwire will protect you when your guard is down. The Dev Team won’t see the onslaught coming until it’s too late. Plug it in to your USB drive, take aim with the included software, and fire. When spitballs are just too juvenile, grab a computer operated rocket launcher and show your office mates you’re not to be messed with. This is cubical warfare at its most high tech. Sure, productivity might slip, but worker happiness will go through the roof - and what's really important in life after all? So relax, and shoot a couple of tiny, Styrofoam missiles at your cubical neighbor. Who ever said work can't be every bit as fun as kindergarten? Ok, so you'll probably never get paid for naptime, but you'd be surprised how much a few office toys will spice up the office. ![]()
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